This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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