Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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