i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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