I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
