its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
