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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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