And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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