In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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