I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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