So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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