if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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