sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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