Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
