make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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