I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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