i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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