i don't like sucking hair
Moan for me like Helen Keller
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Randomize
