He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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