he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize
