there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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