handjob tips. give me some.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Randomize
