that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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