I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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