all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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