Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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