I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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