So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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