so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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