So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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