Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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