Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
she told me i tasted like america
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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