That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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