the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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