i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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