grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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