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so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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