Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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