well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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