i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
