No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
This is the high leading the old right now
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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