my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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