im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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