So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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