why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
ttyl tear gas
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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