Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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