I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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