Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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