I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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