It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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