i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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