Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
