so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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